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lizzard's avatar

You are a great writer! This is so embarrassing 😭. But very engaging, I can see where you were coming from.

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Ian's avatar

im just keeping it real

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

I love when boys are so dumb and gay that you just have to look at shirtless pics of them

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Mackenzie Thomas's avatar

BLIND GAY MEN 😍😍😍

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Aisha's avatar

1st hand account of the so-far neglected cultural history of ziam. I expect to see this in a history book 10 years down the line

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Lovie Lunoir's avatar

While I wasn't a Ziam girl, I was fully convinced when Larry were acting weird with each other, Harry would turn to Niall for comfort. I started writing Narry fanfics, going down a similar rabbit hole😭You're so real for posting this

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caronahill's avatar

I went to read the last chapter of Eat to see if anyone had killed themselves or gotten married (the two classic endings) and imagine my surprise when I find out it was left on a cliffhanger after Luke Hemmings’ funeral after he killed himself because he raped Zayn

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spect's avatar

You couldn't waterboard this confession out of me

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Dewi Moore's avatar

At no point did I know where this was going but I loved every second

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alex ⛅'s avatar

how can you delusional life can be so cute 😭

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spect's avatar

You're so brave for sharing your story

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joline's avatar

This is one of the funniest & most relatable things I have ever read - a retired larrie

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Megan Mooney's avatar

this is so good

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annie histamine, PhD's avatar

you should narrate audiobooks

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AMANDA's avatar

This is honestly the best thing I’ve ever read this week this is so good I’m obsessed

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molly's avatar

THIS IS SO FUNNY

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Stella's avatar

I unfortunately was on the Larry side of twitter....

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